tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29997886708005672432009-10-13T16:55:13.807-07:00I N M O V I L by Nicko NoguésNicko Noguéshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03534231510028622677noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2999788670800567243.post-21645972362245835642008-12-11T01:49:00.000-08:002008-12-11T02:36:43.302-08:00<param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/gy6tH12pDVU&hl=es&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/gy6tH12pDVU&hl=es&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed><br /><br /><br />Ahoga tu móvil en Moet<br />y tendrás un Inmóvil Chanchón.<br /><br /><br /><br />*Thnks to mis amigos <a href="http://www.carlitosypatricia.com/">Carlitos y Patricia</a> por cederme su Inmóvil.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2999788670800567243-2164597236224583564?l=estainmovil.blogspot.com'/></div>Nicko Noguéshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03534231510028622677noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2999788670800567243.post-21991497152357950402008-01-21T03:19:00.000-08:002008-01-21T03:58:53.914-08:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/nickonogues/2209241540/" title="Nokia 3210 by Pikolin por nickonogues, en Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2024/2209241540_a469326fd7.jpg" width="500" height="332" alt="Nokia 3210 by Pikolin" /></a><br /><br />- Pero qué haces, ¿no ves que te lo vas a cargar?<br />- Que no, tranquila. Tú eres multiorgásmica, éste es multimedia. O sea, que también lo aguanta todo. <br />- Gilipollasborracho.<br />- Durmamos.<br /><br />Descanse en paz.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2999788670800567243-2199149715235795040?l=estainmovil.blogspot.com'/></div>Nicko Noguéshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03534231510028622677noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2999788670800567243.post-58449378403370799352008-01-18T03:10:00.000-08:002008-07-07T03:38:43.443-07:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/nickonogues/2201680942/" title="Alcatel One touch by Ciutadella por nickonogues, en Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2362/2201680942_130f53533f.jpg" alt="Alcatel One touch by Ciutadella" height="375" width="500" /></a><br /><br />- Amigo, amigo, tú Ronaldhino, yo Eto´o.<br /><br />Ni éto, ni lo otro, ni móvil.<br /><br />El segundo que me robaron.<br />¿Será el último?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2999788670800567243-5844937840337079935?l=estainmovil.blogspot.com'/></div>Nicko Noguéshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03534231510028622677noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2999788670800567243.post-71073870305624363862008-01-18T02:31:00.000-08:002008-01-18T02:59:32.654-08:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/nickonogues/2200876889/" title="Nec By Suzuki por nickonogues, en Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2034/2200876889_7b5ec0bca3.jpg" width="500" height="332" alt="Nec By Suzuki" /></a><br /><br />Road móvil: nuevo género pseudocinemátográfico, cuyo argumento empieza con un estrepitoso viaje de tu móvil al suelo seguido de un atropello brutal y acaba con un ohmecagoenlaputaperosieranuevo.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2999788670800567243-7107387030562436386?l=estainmovil.blogspot.com'/></div>Nicko Noguéshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03534231510028622677noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2999788670800567243.post-28083379243185121402008-01-15T15:41:00.000-08:002008-01-15T15:44:44.857-08:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/nickonogues/2195569113/" title="Nokia tsm 30 by Ezequi por nickonogues, en Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2116/2195569113_cb95f35e01.jpg" width="500" height="332" alt="Nokia tsm 30 by Ezequi" /></a><br /><br />Cambio amigo ezquizofrénico de 150 kilos por dos de 75 y normalitos.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2999788670800567243-2808337924318512140?l=estainmovil.blogspot.com'/></div>Nicko Noguéshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03534231510028622677noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2999788670800567243.post-91590993811580882352008-01-15T12:52:00.000-08:002008-07-07T03:39:56.255-07:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__HgfpeFLkkI/R40dMpCkQfI/AAAAAAAAANY/F3oDtmNFRaQ/s1600-h/ladro%CC%81n.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__HgfpeFLkkI/R40dMpCkQfI/AAAAAAAAANY/F3oDtmNFRaQ/s400/ladro%CC%81n.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5155809251421340146" border="0" /></a><br />Busca, busca.<br />6 años después, yo todavía lo hago.<br />El primero que me robaron, que no el último.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2999788670800567243-9159099381158088235?l=estainmovil.blogspot.com'/></div>Nicko Noguéshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03534231510028622677noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2999788670800567243.post-89674788711780783782008-01-15T10:04:00.000-08:002008-01-18T03:29:41.071-08:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/nickonogues/2194299311/" title="Maxon by Pepe por nickonogues, en Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2379/2194299311_2fb05a23c5.jpg" width="500" height="332" alt="Maxon by Pepe" /></a><br /><br />- Salta! Salta!! <br />Y el cabrón saltó.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2999788670800567243-8967478871178078378?l=estainmovil.blogspot.com'/></div>Nicko Noguéshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03534231510028622677noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2999788670800567243.post-7549906931372267012008-01-15T09:19:00.000-08:002008-07-07T03:39:21.608-07:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/nickonogues/2194837181/" title="Siemens by Roca por nickonogues, en Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2158/2194837181_798a17306c.jpg" alt="Siemens by Roca" height="332" width="500" /></a><br /><br />Tras la penúltima copa me sobrevino un impecable silogismo:<br />Duado viene de duodeno. Lo que sale del duodeno flota.<br />Mi móvil es duado.<br />Ergo, mi móvil flota.<br />La cagué.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2999788670800567243-754990693137226701?l=estainmovil.blogspot.com'/></div>Nicko Noguéshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03534231510028622677noreply@blogger.com0